Keep your Hands off My Baby

With the coronavirus on the verge of becoming a pandemic, it’s time to start hand-washing like we mean it (for the recommended* minimum of 20 seconds). The trick is to enjoy the process, and what better way than to hum a catchy tune to help you keep time, and keep clean. Luckily for us, the Beatles already invented like 2348739 of them. Here are a few hooks, all tested by us to last you at least 20 seconds (make sure you keep the song’s rhythm though, or else your time will be off) :


All My Loving

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you
Tomorrow I’ll miss you
Remember I’ll always be true
And then while I’m away
I’ll write home every day
And I’ll send all my lovin’ to you


Hey Jude

Hey Jude, don’t make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better


Hard Day’s Night

It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a dog

It’s been a hard day’s night, I should be sleeping like a log

But when I get home to you I’ll find the things that you do

Will make me feel alright


Michelle (It’s Only Love)

Michelle, ma belle
These are words that go together well
My Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble


Keep Your Hands Off My Baby

We’ve been friends for oh so long
I let you share what’s mine
When you mess with the girl I love
It’s time to draw the line

Keep your hands (Keep your hands) off my baby
Ain’t I gonna tell you but one more time

* The World Health Organization has released this handy chart, to help us with our hard-washing technique. The CDC also recommends lathering and washing for 20 seconds or more, to reduce the spread of germs. 


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